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hedgehogfanclub:

kikmessenger:

HOW CCUTE ARE BONERS LIKE BLOOD IS RUSHING TO THE PENIS WHICH REALLY MEANS THE PENIS IS BLUSHING LIKE HOW CUTE IS THAT SOMETHING MADE THAT PENIS BLUSH????

Go outside

clandestinefender:

Me: I’m getting really sleepy.
Dearbhaile: Yeah, me too.
Me: Wait, so does this mean that our Skype conversation is… OGRE?

badassmccall:

if someone asks if youre wearing the same jeans as you wore yesterday and you are just say “have you ever heard of a washing machine” because they will think that you washed them but you are actually just assessing their knowledge of basic household appliances

(Source: cosimaniehaus223)

michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

(Source: michaxl)

dogpuncher:

i am currently suffering from severe lack of kisses, please donate to my cause

(Source: boinymph)

swirly:

wannabeotakuboy:

swirly:

breaking news from the tumbler staff!! this is reAL

Okay THIS ONE is obviously fake. Try harder next time, trolls.

yet more info from tumbler staff!!

hardcorefisting:

walmart-stripper:

glennfreysgroupie:

what if your url somehow had something to do with your future

its very possible

no

(Source: agentfoxymulders)

instagrarn:

The leader of the free world chatting with Barack Obama 

happy birthday weed

(Source: sluttyoliveoil)